Jamie likes to confuse people. He always wears the same sweater with the letter F on it. It's the perfect icebreaker for conversations. He also tries to incorporate the word: 'notwithstanding' in the first 5 minutes of every conversation, if he doesn't succeed he has to use the phrase: 'Elementary, dear fatso' in the next 10 minutes of the conversation. If he fails at this he has to do a little dance and talk excessively about his mothers dog.