Frank

Frank is just a bitter man waiting to get old. He's the kind of guy who will cut open a kids footbal when it accidently gets kicked into his garden. He hates everybody and no one knows why, nobody ever talks to him.

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Sven

Sven was a happy man.

Marty

Marty had been an actor for years now.

Nathan

Nathan likes to sport. He's also really interested in science but he's too stupid for it. His dad wants him to join the company when he's old enough. His mother is a teacher and wants him to marry one of her students but she's secretly in love with the girl herself.

Jim / James

Jim wasn't sure if he really was stuck inside the eye of a giant monster or if he was still hallucinating. Either way, James, the man who also lived inside his head, was getting bored.

Hank

Hank has been smoking for 30 years and he's still enjoying it.

Anonymous #5

Allen Simon Dirk.

Mr. Allen S.D. Orta, windowcleaner.

Richard

Richard thought of himself as a really handsome man. He wasn't though. 

George

George teaches geography. He is one of those teachers that nobody hates, but nobody really likes him either. He never said anything that inspired anyone. He was never somebody's mentor or anything. Kids don't even go to the trouble to come up with nicknames for him, even though his last name is Michael.

Sid

Sid is one of those prog-metal listening it-guys. Friendly but a bit weird. Talks a lot about his favorite games. He also wrote some Lord of the Rings Fanfiction with a different route to mordor that Frodo also could've taken without the need for Smeagol's help. Sid lives with his gay father. Neither of them are very good with personal hygiene.

Pjotr

Even though his arm was badly deformed, it didn't keep Pjotr from rioting everytime his favorite curlingteam lost an important game. 

Anonymous #4

Lode

This man must be a true visionary! I can tell by the look in his eyes. He is probably thinking up new ways for people to live in peace and harmony right now. Oh, if they'd only let him rule the world for a while! He'd probably start killing people after a while like everyone with power does but still, there would be no more boring reggae/dub and no more umbrellas. The world would be a better place!    

(except for the killing of people who disagree)

Jamie

Jamie likes to confuse people. He always wears the same sweater with the letter F on it. It's the perfect icebreaker for conversations. He also tries to incorporate the word: 'notwithstanding' in the first 5 minutes of every conversation, if he doesn't succeed he has to use the phrase: 'Elementary, dear fatso' in the next 10 minutes of the conversation. If he fails at this he has to do a little dance and talk excessively about his mothers dog.

Thomas

Thomas is a bit of a dreamer. An idealist who is very engaged in making the world a little bit better. He is not naïve however. Always critical and not afraid to accept his own mistakes. 

Tim.

Timothy is a nice kid. Maybe a little to smart for his own good. A bit of a know-it-all. Irritating little bastard who thinks he's better than everybode else. I hate him

Suzanne

She looks a bit like my girlfriends imaginary sister. I'm not really sure about her name. When i look at the picture i'd say something like Suzanne, but when i try to imagine what kind of person it would be it doesn't seem to really fit her. But then again, what's in a name?

Anonymous #3

Glen

Most people agreed that Glen was one of the most annoying persons in art school.

Emilio

Emilio is young man. I'dd guess in his twenties. He looks like he is opening his mouth for a doctor or dentist who just told him to say: 'aah'. He lives at home with his family. He's got a job. He wants to go back to college but he doesn't really know what he wants to study.

Clyde

Clyde didn't talk much.

Bernard. or Bill.

I feel something like 'Bernard' is the perfect name for this guy. Something beginning with 'B' at least, Bill or maybe Bob. Bernard suits him best though, i think. He likes red wine but he doesn't really know too much about it. He doesn't really care though. He is very relaxed and easy going without even realising it. He could be a bit more flexibel. The most annoying thing about him is that he really doesn't seem to care about anything. At all.