Abrian Maslow

Abrian Maslow

"I really learnt a lot about myself when I went backpacking in Belgium" 

St. Ouiznax

St. Ouiznax

"Lead by example, fail by definition"

Jacob C. Bingle

Jacob C. Bingle

"I never said you should believe a word I say"

Francisco

Francisco

"I always meant to do you lots of harm..."

Samuel Larnax

Samuel Larnax

"We are all connected. Through blood, shared values, RFID chips and chemicals."

Iggy Johnston

Iggy Johnston

"I wanted to be a car salesman, but my dad made me rock 'n roll"

Herfel Grosz

Herfel Grosz

"I like nature 'cause like a real mother, she never judges you and always loves you"

Rine 'stone' Campbell

Rine 'stone' Campbell

"They used to make fun of me in high school, but now I'm a succesful tattoo artist!"

Ross Welldon

Ross Welldon

"there's nothing mysterious about my illness, it's just an infection, I swear!"

Thorvald Muncker

Thorvald Muncker

"My Great-grandfather Wilhelm was the founder of a secret society, and I plan to be it's next and final president!" 

Zach Yannis

Zach Yannis

"sometimes I think it's weird that so many people try to be different"

Einar Gustaffson

Einar Gustaffson

"I never understood the expression 'like herding cats' until I had to conduct this lousy excuse for an orchestra!"

Roger Freskate

Roger Freskate

 "Yeah, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that..."

Jack Pushpin

Jack Pushpin

Jack pushpin plays sax and vacuum cleaner in an avant-garde jazz quintet

Jay V. Toll

Jay V. Toll

"Long walks on the beach are like heroin to me" 

-Jay V. Toll

Pierre 'Thanatos' Vinegar

Pierre 'Thanatos' Vinegar

Pierre gives demonstrations in martial arts fighting

Jules Vinegar

Jules Vinegar

Jules Vinegar likes to be the center of attention, especially during carnival

Mr. Alfred Munga

Mr. Alfred Munga

Mr. Alfred Munga cares more about his family than his work

Mr. Lalo

Mr. Lalo P. 

Mr. Lalo wishes you a very happy new year!